Turtlehead

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out

NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD

by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 9, 2016

turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

Turtlehead

1. The head of a turtle

2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.

Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!

by BumCigar January 13, 2004

turtlehead

poo poking out your bum

oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead

by The turtle heads. February 23, 2011

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

Turtleheading

The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.

"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading

by Chilly B April 18, 2014

Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole

Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead

by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021