Caleb Turman

1. Singer and guitarist for the band Forever the Sickest Kids.
2. The world's most enticing ginger to ever walk this earth.
3. The man.
4. Known to give a simply sweet embrace.
5. The absolute epitome of everything beautiful and worth living for.

1. Caleb Turman rules the universe. Your argument is invalid.

by hurricane hayley July 25, 2010

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment

When you get eaten by a crab

Ross and Dan tumbled down a hill in an infinity looped shaped 69. They then proceed to fall off of a cliff where that final scene from Titanic plays and Dan dies from hyperactive turmoil disembodiment

by Dim4ever February 26, 2017

Intestinal Turmoil

Severe gastroenteritis resulting in diarrhea and/or vomiting usually resulting in a sick day at work.

Josh Beckett will miss his next start with severe intestinal turmoil.

by Herb.E.Versmells June 28, 2011

turmoil

What you get when you squeeze a turmite.

I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.

by Orthogonal Jones September 18, 2007

economic turmoil

This term is widely used by American retailers and politicians to describe the economic situation that crippled most American businesses from the now present Chinese covid 19 virus.

Radio ad: Because of economic turmoil the Auto industry across America has too many new cars and must sell at rock bottom pricing! So bring your $1200 stimulus check .............

by JoeyBomm July 4, 2020

turmeric talons

That yellowing of the fingernails you get after eating indian food. Turmeric is the spice that gives that orangey-yellow colour to a dish.

Stan: Eeeew! Your nails are gross! What have you been up to?

Ollie: I got a set meal for two at the Bay of Bengal last night. It's just turmeric talons.

by flangelina March 27, 2010

rest in turmoil

opposite of rest in peace. used when the person who died slept with your sister.

Rest In Peace? Rest In Turmoil!!! he was an asshole!

by durutheguru November 29, 2015