Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

by theZilla May 23, 2015

turkling

A baby turkey.

There was a group of turklings in my yard with their mom.

by CircaLucid May 3, 2018

Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.

Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.

by Toby Harding June 18, 2007

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

turfin

bay area

controling your neighborhood

"when u keep your gun in a bush, your feddi in a bush"

by cita March 24, 2005

Turking

Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.

We went turking last night and john got three mailboxes.

by Steve2 May 21, 2007

Turkin

A Newfoundland & Labrador term. The act of throwing "Big Turk" bars at people.

man, stop turkin me!

by steechee March 18, 2011