"Turdwrestling" - the act of instinctively moving in an aggressive manner on the toilet to ensure a stuck or dehyrdrated piece of fecal matter leaves the rectum.
"I spent 30 minutes turdwrestling last night before I finally was able to poop"
"He was so dehydrated from drinking the night before, he spent the better part of his morning turdwrestling on the toilet"
"The Doctor has me on so many medicines, I am constantly turdwrestling to pass a simple poop"
"He was so dehydrated from drinking the night before, he spent the better part of his morning turdwrestling on the toilet"
"The Doctor has me on so many medicines, I am constantly turdwrestling to pass a simple poop"
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A guy who is very sexual, gets a lot of tang, and has the name Trevor. Overly engaged in sexual activities almost every day.
by TreWhore February 8, 2005
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by phasmaphobic September 8, 2008
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friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
by sam hippo April 25, 2006
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Involving non-mainstream interests such as fishing,hunting,hard rock,classic hits,etc.
Different to a troll,tubewhores target minority interests only.
Involving non-mainstream interests such as fishing,hunting,hard rock,classic hits,etc.
Different to a troll,tubewhores target minority interests only.
A:" I was reading the posts for 'Doomthrash's' latest vid,and this damn tubewhore was putting shit on everyone."
B:"Geez,they shoulda stuck to trollin' "
B:"Geez,they shoulda stuck to trollin' "
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