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A man who looks and speaks like a kid, is shorter than the average woman, sports facial hair that looks airbrushed on and is obsessed with movies. He is known to lead women on and is too chicken to even hold a woman's hand. A woman would die before finally getting to first base with him. And when he's with you, he will talk about how hot other women are and how he wants to kiss them/date them/fuck them.
"Susie, don't date him. He's a turdwhore."
turdwhore by dumbnickname November 12, 2011
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tarwhore 

A stupid whore cunt who is out to get fucked up while fucking everyone over
That tar whore ripped me off that scam of scum tarwhore
tarwhore by Pinktacos April 11, 2017
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Turdworthy 

Preferred literature of defecation.
I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.
Turdworthy by Carson Giles March 16, 2008

tubewhore 

A step forward in the evolution of the camwhore, a tubewhore is someone who endlessly records videos of themselves trying to be cute, funny, sexy, cool, and/or ridiculous, and posts said videos to YouTube with the hopes of acquiring internet attention.
I'm sick of all my tubewhore friends linking me to their inane, grainy, homemade music videos.
tubewhore by phasmaphobic September 8, 2008

Tourwhore 

someone, particularly female, who on vacation (tourist) decides to dress up slutty while visiting tourist attractions in an attempt to steal hot tourist boys from the locals. They tend to travel in groups, and are in the age group 10-18.
Ohmygod, look at that tourwhore. Why is she trying to slut it up in front of her parents? Total jailbait.
Tourwhore by notatourwhore July 8, 2010

torwhore 

Did you see Courtney all dressed in Tory Burch? She's such a torwhore!
torwhore by weez10605 May 29, 2014

Triwhore 

1.A mythical whore with three horns
2.A transgender whore. The horns; two boobs, one dick
She isn't a uniwhore, she is a triwhore, look at that dick coming up from her skirt.
Triwhore by carla54321 December 5, 2012
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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