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triple decker turdpie

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.
Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.
by Jayne Fisher July 13, 2012
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Turdpike

n. a shitty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated traffic
Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.
by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009
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