Turderang

A term used in reference to deflecting an unwanted responsibility that will ultimately come back to the deflector. The term combines the concept of tossing a hot turd (akin to the hot potato), and the boomerang effect.

Johnson, don't ignore that problem, that thing is a turderang and you'll only have to deal with it later.

by ilja2k December 12, 2018

Turdernating

When you hide out for an extended period in the bathroom to prevent t having to deal with the hardship of visiting family or other guests in your home.

I'm sickof my husband turdernating to avoid my my parents

by Ragnarthedane October 20, 2021

turder

a bump and or crack in the pavement that is not conducive to safe bike riding.

i almost biffed it when i ran over that turder!!!

by sally watkins-jones October 20, 2009

Turder

Someone who sits in the left lane moving at the same speed as vehicles to the right.

The turder has traffic completely clogged

by Govna Tuey December 6, 2019

Turder

Somebody who takes dumps in the worst places, including, but not limited to:

-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot

"Jimmy is a turder! He did it in my car seat!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

turderoid

An extinction-level mountain of rock and flame that hurtles towards you from above, cannot be dodged, and usually comes as the final hammer blow in an ever escalating series of crappy events that collectively warn the Crapocalypse is nigh; preceded by instances of shitnamis, shitquakes and shitnadoes making one's life crappier until a turderoid thunders down from the skies and wipes out everything of value that remains.

After a succession of shitbergs, shitnadoes and shitnamis destroyed Kevin's world, he felt his life may have been improving and brighter days lay ahead until he realised that glow on the horizon was really a turderoid hurtling inexorably toward him, igniting the air with its approach and likely to create an impact crater that would split whatever world Kevin was still clinging to.

"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."

by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023