turdclutter

difficulty finding the anus; confusion during sex regarding the correct orifice; too much getting in the way or successful anal sex

I had her right there, but she threw me the turdclutter and it was a no-go.

I thought I was there, but it was turdclutter.

by Bathsheba09 January 8, 2009

turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

turdcutter

Anus, anal sphincter, ass, cornhole, poopshoot...

Dude .. i'd toss it in her turdcutter... wahhhh!

by rick ladashnaw June 12, 2004

turdburger

a burger one finds at shitwells.

Dude...I don’t think that was a hamburger it was a turdburger.

by JAM1 April 13, 2006

Turdburger

a person who is a retard.And burger is funny

"hey there tardburger!"

by Emo December 25, 2003

Terdcutter

The o-ring. As the name says it cuts of terds in times of great need. Also shrivels with fright or great irritation.

The Phone started ringin right in the middle of my huge shit, Phew, my terdcutter got some action there!

or:

god jimmy's laugh makes my terdcutter shrivel up like a raisin.

Or:

When Shaun came around my terdcutter cinched up tighter than a wet knot cuz it looked like he was gonna beat my ass

by Jooglyboo December 29, 2008

turdcutter

A man or womens rowneye ,asshole,anus,cornhole,talepipe,hershey hishway,poop shoot.Useually a redneck word,Always worthy of a good ole laugh.
I dont care who ya are thats dang funny right there.

Hey Cletus ,yeah Billy bob ,Today I took a big ole shit and I had to use my turdcutter to pinch it off .
GIT R DONE

by John Conroy February 12, 2008