Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 1, 2021

audrey turco

The sexiest, badest mofo everaaaaaaa. Her smexy best friend is her cat, Jingles Bells they do everything together. Audrey has a hot boyfriend who loves her dearly they go to the beach together. Her favorite food is tacos and cupcakes. Her dance moves are out of this world superb! Shes bad af and thicccc as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. shes also BOOBS and goes to church every sunday wit james and jeuses and author. #livelovegod

Kyle: BOOBIESSSSSSS

Dani: As Audrey tURCO would say "GboooobiesY"

by mamatoohot69 April 5, 2019

Ben Turco

A huge troll that thinks he is a suave ladies man, but we hardly ever gather evidence of this being true. He spends his days tagging random shit in your photos, hanging out at scary alternative bars, and using bad pickup tactics. But we love him anyway :3

Random party-goer: "Did you just pick up a chick?"
Ben Turco: "Not sure if trolling...."

by Shiranui0929 December 6, 2011

Paige Turco

a super cute and amazing human being who i wish all the good in life and if she adopted me i would be extremely happy and she could cosplay all of her characters (especially abby griffin) to me <3 i have mommy issues ok add my snap @elina0_000

have u heard of paige turco?
no?
OH MY GOD

by Elina KJ January 13, 2021

Marty Turco

noun- a goalie for the Dallas Stars who seems to think he's a forward.

adj- one who chronically commits blunders and is paid too much to make them.

Why won't Marty Turco stay in the crease?

Did you see her screw up that order? She's so Mary Turco.

by crosbysucks69 July 1, 2009

turbobloke

John Kaczynski like, right wing , pompous, climate change bore.

Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.

“Looks like grandad’s joined a cult, best forget about him, he’s with turbobloke now!”

by dokic November 7, 2019

Turbo Wrecked

What HopCat gets in most of his games

"I'm getting turbo wrecked right now" -HopCat on Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

by CZea April 29, 2020