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TurboVirgin

This is a culmination of Virgin and years of prolonged inceldom. TurboVirgin's have nothing to do with cars, TurboVirgin's are virgins that can literally nut on command without effort. This sub group of virgins will constantly be horny from the amount of sexual frustration that pulses through their veins. You may spot on of the Uncommon TurboVirgins relaxing in groups of 3 at mcdonalds eating, or walking around the mall looking for some poor subject to "think" about with their frustrations. later in life these TurboVirgins usually become either deathly ill and die from a cold no nut november, or they are the stereotypical old guy who lives across the street and stares at everyone intensly.
The otherday Frank, and I were going to Walmart and we saw a TurboVirgin. He was eating a box of lucky charms while looking at every passerby hoping this cereal would make him lucky.
by Gingji February 27, 2019
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TurboVirgin

Kevin -Your a fucking TurboVirgin
Miller- nO I'm nOt
by GuacIsGood July 12, 2020
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Turbovirgin

A guy or girl who has never done anything wrong in thier life, will complain about others being “immature” and deviant.
Will never drink, smoke, or do anything considered taboo.
Friend 1: Hey wanna go smoke some reefer and drink some brewski’s?
Friend 2: Alex probably won’t want to come with us. He’s a turbovirgin.
by DRhickboy November 30, 2018
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turbovirgin

(n) An individual, typically male, who takes a disproportionate, erotic interest in mildly titillating content (e.g. an attractive girl's face, any amount of cleavage, or a photograph showing side boob). It is assumed that this is because the individual lacks sexual experience, thus rendering that content new and exciting. Perpetual horniness is also a common turbovirgin trait.
Dude, calm down and stop being a turbovirgin. It's cleavage, not a striptease.
by mcsquiggedy August 1, 2010
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turboikin

The pronoun for An autistic gay man who only has sexual intercourse with females because he thinks they’re men.
My turboikin friend hits on women because he is gay.
by Turboikin February 21, 2024
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Cromagnium Turbovirgin

When you are a micropenis and are being an idiot with no friends.
If you fireball spam in bedwars, you are a cromagnium Turbovirgin
by Dirk_Dastardly October 27, 2020
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