toonie

Canadian two dollar coin.

Derives from combining loonie and "two".

"Coffee costs $1.35. If you give me a toonie, I'll give you 65 cents back."

"Got two loonies for this toonie?"

by blaidd January 12, 2004

Toonie

Boston term (Typically Charlestown) for Yuppie.

You see the new neighbors yet?

Yea, buncha Toonies.

by JGoonch May 9, 2018

Toonie Slide

The process of inserting a Canadian $2 coin into the vaginal canal. Usually used on cheap strippers for tips.

I gave that French stripper a toonie slide and I think she liked it.

by Voltaire777 February 23, 2009

toniette

Toniette a beautiful soul inside and out. Loyal to anyone in her circle. Selfless, caring and funny. Highly intelligent and great at putting things together. If you’re given an opportunity her aura is addictive and you’ll want to keep her around forever.

Wow Toniette I am thankful to have met such a pure genuine person like you.

by AshLee8956 November 24, 2021

tonies

(n),(pl): Term used for people who are overly spacey, ditzy, or generally flaky. Evolution:
Frosted Flakes->Tony the Tiger->Tonies

singular form: tony

"All our friends totally boned out on us and couldn't come to the movie tonight."
"Dude...the tonies strike again."

by Midnight July 8, 2004

twonie

The American way of saying toonie. They think it's worth 8 cents USD, unfortunately someone forgot to tell them their economy is failing, their President sucks, and they've gotten themselves into countless unecessary wars.

Oh, and as of this moment, the Canadian Dollar is up .066/cent vs. the USD.

I live in a shack in Alabama. One day I hope to move to Canerda wheres I can get me some of them twonies.

by TheCanadianCurrency November 1, 2008

Tonied

Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned

Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.

by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005