tumblrtalk

Tumblrtalk: typing with erronious spelling and punctuation as to display confusion, anger, or bewilderment

White upper middle class nerdy girls:
"Seriously I would just no. nonononono

i mean he gets points for determination i guess?? ?? ? ???"

Normal people: "Jeez, I hate it when people use tumblrtalk."

by Logan Feral October 30, 2014

tumblitch

A girl on the popular social blogging website tumblr who sends you nudes, wants to fuck you, and is categorized as just another girl on tumblr.

tumblr + bitch = tumblitch

Man, I got hit up by another tumblitch last night, damn I'm awesome.

by pepsisucks May 26, 2011

Tumbletard

A douschebag.

That kid Grant is a tumbletard.

by Johnwell June 14, 2009

tumblrtastic

when an awesome post appears on tumblr and is stupidly fantastic

your blog is tumblrtastic !!!

by marishane August 5, 2012

Tumbletwit

A devilish insult that causes great harm to the poor soul unfortunate enough to be so violently attacked. Be careful when considering such a word.
Like Nitwit, but worse.

Paul told Steven “Learn how to drive tumbletwit”
Steven had to pull over as he was so painfully hurt

by Sir Humperdinckleton May 8, 2022

TumblrTime

The amount of time that seems to have passed while on Tumblr, compared to the amount of time that has actually passed. Such as going on at 3 o'clock for only 5 minutes, then looking at the clock and seeing that it is now 6 o'clock. What it feels like to be on Tumblr.

If only being at school felt like TumblrTime, I'd finish all my classes in an instant!

by edgesofedict May 29, 2013

tumblethought

A short, philosophic thought, usually limited to one or two sentences, posted on tumblr. They tend to relate to life - typically, the bloggers's life.

Ex.
"I don’t do it because I like it. I do it because I tell me to."

They could easily be facebook statuses as well. However, Tumblr is generally a better emotional dump, because your grandma isn't there to make awkward comments.

I was lying in my bed last night, trying to fall asleep, but a sudden burst of inspiration hit me and I had to get up for a few seconds to post another tumblethought.

by AI42 August 1, 2011