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tumbletop

A person who is so overweight that if you were to bring them to the top of a hill and push them, they'd tumble all the way down.
That person is a tumbletop
by UnicornFart93 November 29, 2024
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Tabletoparoosky

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.
Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!
by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011
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Tabletop

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)
Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.
by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007
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tumblelog

A tumblelog is a variation of a blog, that favors short-form, mixed-media posts over the longer editorial posts frequently associated with blogging. Common post formats found on tumblelogs include links, photos, quotes, dialogues, and video. Unlike blogs, this format is frequently used to share the author's creations, discoveries, or experiences without providing a commentary.
The term "tumblelog" was coined by Why the lucky stiff in a blog post on April 12th, 2005, while describing Anarchaia.
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Jennifer saved her instant messaging chat content, photos from her mobile phone and videos she found on YouTube on her tumblelog.
by Jennifer Sardam August 31, 2007
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Tabletop Bebop

You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...
Look at Bobby. He's about to do the Tabletop Bebop!

Jim must have had a rough night, he's doing the Tabletop Bebop.
by KforKendetta November 29, 2010
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German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.
Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!
by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021
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tumbleturd

(n) (sl) - Term referring to an actual scarab insect known as the Dung Beetle. This creature is native to many parts of the world, including Egypt, Africa, and South America... but it is also known to inhabit the Southern Regions of the eastern United States. The insect rolls wads of feces into a near-perfect ball, and lays its eggs inside the turd-roll, so that they may feed on the fecal matter as they develop.

In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.
While I was in Mississippi, I saw a Tumbleturd rolling dog poop down Bourbon St.

Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!

I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.
by Haywood Jablomy 2 April 22, 2018
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