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mumblitching 

The act of bitching about something, but mumbling through the entire act.
Donna was mumblitching about work all morning, but she was mumbling so badly that I couldn't understand what she was bitching about.
mumblitching by Graybush May 6, 2015

Tumblicious

A word to describe someone or something that's addicted to the blog site, Tumblr. (adj)
She's such a tumblicious. She's been on Tumblr all day long.
Tumblicious by ngui8 July 11, 2011

Timbitch 

A "Timbitch" is a stupid, gullible person that goes to Tim Hortons after agreeing to buy coffee for 4 or more people, inconveniencing EVERYBODY that's waiting to buy coffee behind them.
You go to Tim Hortons to buy 1 coffee and the person that's before you orders 7 or 8, making you wait longer than you should have to. THAT person would be a Timbitch...
Timbitch by dread1979 July 20, 2008

timbitch 

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.
Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?
timbitch by Megamerican August 15, 2007

tumblethought 

A short, philosophic thought, usually limited to one or two sentences, posted on tumblr. They tend to relate to life - typically, the bloggers's life.

Ex.
"I don’t do it because I like it. I do it because I tell me to."

They could easily be facebook statuses as well. However, Tumblr is generally a better emotional dump, because your grandma isn't there to make awkward comments.
I was lying in my bed last night, trying to fall asleep, but a sudden burst of inspiration hit me and I had to get up for a few seconds to post another tumblethought.
tumblethought by AI42 August 1, 2011

Tombitch 

A man, usually named Thomas, or Tom who is generally an all round bitch
That wanker, he’s an absolute *Tombitch*
Tombitch by Archthewritter August 1, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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