turfucken

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

titfucked

Expression used to describe extreme loss, humiliation, or rejection. Similar to shafted.

"I just got titfucked; right now my girlfriend is kissing some guy over there at the bar"

by K race September 6, 2005

truthfucked

when the truth sounds so much like an elaborate lie it's not believable.

"I took 2 weeks of ignoring everything else writing this final essay, I even went out of my way to learn to code it into a beautiful PDF.. I am resending it now, as it was corrupted in the attachment process, in the same form as before..." ..Now, you are truthfucked.

by shmeggeggle March 26, 2014

Turfucken

The act of putting a Fleshlight in someone's butt hole and then proceeding to fuck the Fleshlight.

Dude, I gaped Ashley last night and then got my Fleshlight and Turfuckened her.

by SowSadler June 15, 2023

techfucked

Permanent unemployment due to the usage of humanoid robots in the workplace

Bob: "Dude, I lost my job to some freaking humanoid robot!"
Otto: "I feel ya bro, I lost mine months ago and all these bots is making it harder"
Bob:"Damn, I think we're out the job market unless we can travel back in time"
Otto: "hahaha, dream on bud"
Bob: "I guess were both techfucked"

by Precogni90 October 27, 2014

turfucken

A severely fucked up thing or situation. Originated on the Daily Show wth Jon Stewart.

Sudan is a turfucken of a country.

by Ks1994 January 17, 2011

turfucken

when a man gets a handjob from the woman hes fucking while his dick is in her vagina

ed was balls deep when he felt cindys hand reach around and insert itself in her own vagina and start jerking him off. at last, the elusive turfucken. not to be confused with the count jackula

by ebhon February 10, 2009