Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

Tuber simulator 

A still relevant game for mobiles and the game is available for free and that’s a great price

WHHHHAAATTTT!!! You’ve never played tuber simulator??
-PewDiePie

Tuber simulator by Notmyrealname422 July 7, 2019

Tommy Tuberville 

Quite possibly the dumbest motherfucker to ever have a seat in the United States senate.

A former Auburn football coach (and an awful one at that) that ran for Senate in Alabama despite knowing absolutely fuck all about politics. He is incapable of identifying the three branches of government in the United States, doesn't even know the reason why the U.S. fought in World War II, and rejects the January 6th commission "until they make it bipartisan", despite the commission already being bipartisan.

Only voted in because Alabama voters only care whether or not a candidate has an 'R' after their name, as long as said candidate doesn't have credible pedophile accusations against them. (see Roy Moore)

Noteworthy Tommy Tuberville moments:

-Claims the Jan. 6th insurrection "should've never happened" and was not justified (which is true, but...), despite one of his first orders of business being to try to overturn the 2020 election results and being complicit prior to this statement.

-In an interview, stated “Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way. You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”

-Claims his father fought in World War II “liberating Paris from socialism and communism.”

As time goes on, there's bound to be more. Alabama deserves better than this, but sadly, not much can be done when voters are stupid enough to vote for people like Tuberville. To think an actual politician like Doug Jones was voted out in favor of this clown.

Tommy Tuberville by PurplePenguin007 June 4, 2021

tuboof 

When a bomb gets wet in water and doesnt explode properly, the sound it makes is Tuboof

After the rains, the crackers went Tuboof

tuboof by udnag June 29, 2012

tuberculicious

Food that may look delicious but will not leave you feeling delicious. Usually associated with a tuberculosis-infested environment.

That South African KFC was totally tuberculicious.

tuberculicious by John Schieber April 14, 2008

You-cry'n'wine-tubers 

1. This is what I call the people who use Youtube to post videos of themselves looking at the camera confessing their opions for certain maters. Normally these Youtubers are young adults or teenagers. Frankly they have nothing better to do with their time so they resort to making videos wineing and complaining about the world.

2. They are trying to make a name for themselves by trying to get a Youtube audience. In their mind this will make them famous for being on the inter-web

CrunkMonk3y: "You know those kids on Youtube to cry and wine about social issues or themselves?...Yeah well i call them You-cry'n'wine-tubers"

You-cry'n'wine-tubers by CrunkMonk3y January 24, 2012

Tuberculosis

A person how has TB has been smoking and not at a nice place or maybe got the disease from someone who spit on them or from Coughing a lot

Tuberculosis is one hell of a disease that Arthur Morgan had

Tuberculosis by Jefflit_FatBoi February 5, 2019