Tubesteak

Slang term for a penis.

"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

by BanditJeff May 17, 2009

Tubesteak

Erect Raw man meat used to please the orifice of a man or woman

Bob offered Jane a taste of his tubesteak after their date.

by Cheeks45 July 23, 2016

Tubesteak

Tubesteak keeps it real and calls out niggas that don't

"We out here doin grown man shit,I roll with goons man, straight uneducated dumb mothafuckas"

"You sound like you swallowed a harmonica nigga." -calling out T-Pain

"He don't even even support the troops nigga!" -calling out Aaron McGruder

"I talked to kids everyday and none of them mothafuckas tell me they wanna be president. You know why? Cause I fuck with real nigga lil' kids. All they wanna do is be out here with Tubesteak slangin' that co-caine nigga" -calling out Barack Obama

by light_post January 26, 2009

Tubesteak

The male reproductive organ that hangs from the midsection...more commonly referred to as a peepee.

I tasted Todd's t-bone tubesteak with some barbeque sauce. It made me cream my pants. I am a guy.

by Mark Gisbertz February 15, 2008

Tubesteak

Worst rapper of all-time

TubeSteak: Donald Duck, Goofy, Mickey Mouse Nigga, I'mma punch you in the fuckin mouth nigga, you'se a care bear nigga, you was never there nigga............... I eat chocolate bars nigga, you'se a chocolate bar nigga

by Waka Wayne November 9, 2010

Tubesteak

What 12 year old virgin boys and fratboys think is the funniest word ever. Notice all the other definitions are written by people who consider themselves comedians by just repeating the same infantile giggling about "t-bones".

Often, these very same people will grow to develop a liking towards Dane Cook and South Park (not for satire, but because they want to be like Kenny). The older ones are the types who watch Entourage and lock gay kids in their dorm.

Dude, I totally got that gay nerd to show his tubesteak to me, that wasn't gay or anything, right?

by Poopyunderwear August 11, 2010

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010