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trumpster dumpster 

What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.
Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!
trumpster dumpster by @dumptrump January 23, 2017

Trumpster Diving 

The act of 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' to find usable items.
Did you see the latest picks for cabinet? That's some serious Trumpster Diving.
Trumpster Diving by coff33_gal February 1, 2017

trumpeter's lips 

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
trumpeter's lips by Loopydave December 1, 2018

trumptease 

An act of diverting attention from a burning or embarrassing subject to some other topic, often sensational but also fictional and irrelevant. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
As he found himself suspected of being in cahoots with the Russian leader, the president attempted a trumptease, accusing his predecessor of wiretapping.

The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.
trumptease by Wryface March 22, 2017

Trumpstrated 

Being frustrated at something spoken by Donald Trump
Did you hear what Donald Trump said about women? I was just so trumpstrated by it!
Trumpstrated by jquebby September 30, 2016
An individual or organization that pushes the agenda of the idiocracy known as Trump.
What they, the trumpeters are doing is actually discrediting anything the trump team is saying.
trumpeter by Wired-Nerve December 12, 2016