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Trouser Trout

Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.
Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.
by CATSASS11 October 4, 2010
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When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!
by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012
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It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣
by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023
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"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.
Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.
by pseudoman6 October 13, 2016
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When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
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What a fisherman brings home to his girlfriend or wife to eat when he doesn't catch a fish. (His penis)
Honey, I'm home from fishing. I hope your in the mood for trouser-trout, I just got done cleaning it. It's alright with me if you want to share it with your girl friend.
by ZZZ4 October 18, 2009
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one eyed trouser trout

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.
by Ron August 2, 2003
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