Trumpletweet

(v.) - To defecate, esp. while operating an electronic communications device such as a telephone or tablet computer.

The President often trumpletweets in the middle of the night while thinking over the day's events.

by Dunkelza September 23, 2017

Tromple

A complicated form of procrastination requiring one to wholly thrust one's self into some (at least undesirable, often unnecessary or of low priority) task in order to temporarily avoid or distract one from another more evil or imminent task/obligation. Trompling is best accomplished in an agitated or frantic state, and usually late at night. The sequence of events only makes sense to the trompler. Not to be confused with trample.

Instead of getting ready to make it to her co-worker's annual mustache  bash in a timely manner, Zoe trompled her apartment searching for that long lost gumball machine ring that would have matched her outfit perfectly.

by miss teenie December 15, 2011

Trumpleton

Air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra.

When the nudist skydiver jumped out of a plane with an erection, he landed and had to use the restroom, instead of urinatin he had a "trumpleton".

by VirginiaTM2 April 17, 2009

Trumplethinskin

Donald Trump in a nutshell, especially when it comes to Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him on SNL and Nordstrom for not wanting to sell his daughter's ugly clothes.

I can't wait until Trumplethinskin gets impeached

by Soul_Driver February 12, 2017

Tompletely

Totally and Completely combined.

Said as (tom-pleet-lee)

"I tompletely forgot!"

by Meggsins December 20, 2007

Trompetabe

A word someone uses when they are too stupid to find a real word

Get away! Away from my area you little trompetabe!

by Therealmaliq September 9, 2020

Trumpleton

A queef out of your dick

"Yeah my buddy was named Richard Trumpleton. Well, it was, before I told him what his last name meant."

by Zeus Train February 5, 2015