triggernometry

The advanced mathematical study of how firearms work.

High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

triggernometry

Math-induced traumatic recall.

I have a note form my therapist. I'm exempt from my triggernometry exam.

by walletstraw June 8, 2017

triggerbitch

I want this in the Urban Dictionary.⬇️
(a)Triggerbitch(es):
A person(s) of any gender characterized by exasperating every social conflict or emergency by their overreaction, inability to prioritize, lack of knowledge, hysterical call to action, followed by self-congratulatory statement that everything went awesome in spite of their ineptitude at every step.

'I had an argument with a triggerbitch about coffee at work, in 5 seconds she was pissed, cried, and screamed that I was being agressive. By then another triggerbitch called me bro and wanted to take it outside.

by Magnusmaximus February 1, 2019

Triggertroll

a person who primarilly lurks in chat groups until someone posts something they can be confrontational about. They will then babble chat at that person in hopes of causing a reaction - often causing someone to leave the group.

That triggertroll lurked until Bob mentioned liking anal sex.

by Grandpa Matt April 24, 2019

triggerbot

a program used to shoot for u (commonly used on csgo)

holy shet he prefired the fuck outta me TRIGGERBOT

by ImAScriptKiddy November 12, 2017

trigger tot

Person who talks about guns without and knowledge of guns.

Don Lemon is a trigger tot, he doesn't know the difference between fully automatic rifle and automatic rifle.

by Pistolpete January 17, 2017

triggerection

trigger happy to the max or a long burst of adrenaline while shooting something.

Guy 1 "Fuck dude you were spraying them motherfuckers back there"

Guy 2 "Yeah man, I got a badass triggerection."

by spliffyboy619 December 20, 2008