tesco meal deal

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol

Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate

by #virgin October 15, 2019

tesco value

adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright

-mmm tesco value chicken soup

- yeah, it goes well with The tesco value film, THe invisible man

by wonderfool April 2, 2004

tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017

tesco lottery

The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos.

Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.

Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.

The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.

1. "I won the Tesco lottery today... I didn't get a bottle of Pepsi, but I did get two bottles of wine, a pack of coco-pops and some rump steak in exchange; oh, and of course I called Tesco for a refund on the Pepsi."

2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."

by Aoife303 November 22, 2006

TESCO PHOBIA

Tesco Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of groceries, self check out services, and and all other activities having to do with shopping at tesco

I once purposely tripped over to avoid shopping at tescos with my wife. She thinks I have tesco phobia

by J-H Marwood October 11, 2017

tescobreastmilk

Frankie Grande enthusiast and hot!

Person: Tescobreastmilk? Yeah she loves frankie grande! and even a little crush!!!!

by r1cheleusa May 30, 2021

Treston

(Or Trenton, his biological name) Treston is a dude who isn't afraid of no one. He'll snatch your weave in an instant and he isn't afraid to fight you. He can see right through fake people no matter how hard you try to hide it, and he'll tell you to your face to. This may seem bad, but he's just being honest. He's a great friend and kinda sorta trustworthy sometimes, and he is there for you even when you do something really dumb. His favorite word is bitch, and he usually hits you up with a 'hey bitch'.

Person 1: Dude who is beating up that fake chic?
Person 2: Oh that's probably Treston.

by StealUrManz August 12, 2018