jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

by Devin84 October 15, 2007

Pocket Trader

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.

These damn pocket traders are moving the market!

by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020

Tradh

It’s when ur tryna spell trash, but ur finger slips when ur trying to hit the s

That jacket is tradh
Trash*

by Animeistradh December 12, 2017

Trading Pokemon Cards

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

by the flashy knight March 19, 2011

tradesies

The act of exchanging one item for another; to swap or barter

Ash: "Dammit, another Pikachu!"
Brock: "What the hell? Another Geodude!"
Ash, Brock: "Tradesies?"

by Beefy5391 July 16, 2009

Penny Trading

A joke similar to Ligma. If told correctly and the recipient fall for it, they will be told that the teller is penetrating their mother.

"Hey did you hear about that Penny Trading thing I'm doing?'

"No, what is it?"

"Pennytrading your mom".

by Penny Trading September 15, 2018

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

by Pete October 6, 2004