Tanked

To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.

Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

by Riannea January 4, 2009

Fish Tanked

To get jumped by 4 to 5 people when your by yourself. Usually used in jail/prison

Damn, did you hear what happend to Sal? Yeah he got fish tanked in the yard.

by CountRex March 28, 2010

tanked

Two meanings:

1) Intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.

2) When a film does poorly at the box office.

Person A: "Did you see the Hulk?"
Person B: "No. I heard it tanked, actually."

The Hulk
New York Minute
Glitter
Crossroads
Dungeons and Dragons
From Justin to Kelly
The Alamo
The Real Cancun
Troy
Spy Kids 1, 2 and 3
Gigli
Scooby Doo 1 and 2

etc etc etc

by Ryan Thompson July 11, 2004

Tree Trunked

When a teenaged girl takes a abnormally large penis in her vaj

dude tracy got tree trunked the other day by jake

by HP Guy June 27, 2010

tanked

To be excessively drunk

I went out last night and got tanked

by Chris November 18, 2002

Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015