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Towelie

Cartman: "Towelie, you're the worst character ever."
Towelie: "I know..."
by Smanny April 29, 2006
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Short for "towelhead", a derogatory term used for people of Middle Eastern and Indian origin, namely for the customary donning of turbans.

South Park created their character "towelie" partially to make light of this term (as they do with many very heated socio-political issues) and as a play on the term "toweler".
Why do we keep lettin' those damn towelie terrorists into this country!
by califoreigner May 6, 2008
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A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.
"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".

"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
by abracadabra10 March 26, 2009
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Fetish object for frustrated self pleasure. Getting high with a Towelie is a way to relieve tension after an fruitless night on the pull.
He went to the party but she made out with his best friend. So he went home and shot ectoplasm into his towelie.
by Mikenonotthatonetheotherone August 15, 2008
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The object used to clean up sperm after one male has told another male u take one corner ill take another.
In hughs house he gives stephen some of his dads porn and says u take one corner ill take another, hugh proceeds to wank and clean up his cum with towelie and stephen plays jurassic park on de playstation
by Tuti Smith January 12, 2008
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Towelie is a larp girl who tries and baits unsuspecting dudes in the r/wallstreetbets discord into going on his blog (which is on his discord banner). Towelie always changes his pfp to a similar looking girl every week to make it even more sus.
Person 1: Towelie is a dude
Person 2: Nah fr? TOWELIE IS A DUDE?!?
Towelie: im a towel :pepejammydance:
by monkeeeeee January 31, 2022
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Towelie moment

the feeling or moment in time that you phase from being normal to stoned, from one state of mind to another from use of cannabis
derived from the recurring south park character Towelie in the moments during the episodes that he smokes cannabis and goes from one logical basis to another due to the effects, a popular scene being the funky town moment, note examples;
most noticeable when hitting the first bong of the day or long toke from a substantial joint and your suddenly relaxed, chilled and everything feels just...better
' I've been waiting for that Towelie moment all day man'
the phrase itself principally deriving from South Park season 5, episode eight 'Towelie' (one specific example being from 14.25 to 15.15 in the episode):
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by things333 April 9, 2011
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