A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.

"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".

"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".

by abracadabra10 March 26, 2009

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Towelie

Fetish object for frustrated self pleasure. Getting high with a Towelie is a way to relieve tension after an fruitless night on the pull.

He went to the party but she made out with his best friend. So he went home and shot ectoplasm into his towelie.

by Mikenonotthatonetheotherone August 15, 2008

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Towelie moment

the feeling or moment in time that you phase from being normal to stoned, from one state of mind to another from use of cannabis
derived from the recurring south park character Towelie in the moments during the episodes that he smokes cannabis and goes from one logical basis to another due to the effects, a popular scene being the funky town moment, note examples;

most noticeable when hitting the first bong of the day or long toke from a substantial joint and your suddenly relaxed, chilled and everything feels just...better
' I've been waiting for that Towelie moment all day man'
the phrase itself principally deriving from South Park season 5, episode eight 'Towelie' (one specific example being from 14.25 to 15.15 in the episode):
youtube.com/watch?v=G_WJY72qoHc&feature=related

by things333 April 9, 2011

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