toilaflexion

\ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.)
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.

Dave: Hey Chris! What's with the body cast?
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.

by Telephony November 16, 2010

Tolani

The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.

Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"

by opposite June 24, 2012

Alice B. Toklas

Alice Babette Toklas co-hosted, with her lover Gertrude Stein the Parisian Salon in the early-to-mid 1900s, which attracted many international writers and thinkers. Included in a cookbook/memoir of hers was a recipe for brownies that included cannabis.

I made some Alice B. Toklas brownies last night.

by Lizzie Simon May 26, 2006

Tarlaud

General insult

Things were going just fine till this tarlaud showed up.

by Em Dash January 24, 2011

Tola

Tola is a strong, beautiful warrior woman who is almost like a goddess. She is beautiful inside and out. Get you a Tola who can take charge in battle and rock a runway like it's nobody's business. She likes art and is incredibly creative. She's both fantastically intelligent and cool by everyone's standards. She's also everybody's favourite gal. I mean, she's even my favourite gal. She's so hard working and just generally an angel. It'll be hard for anyone to dislike a Tola. Believe you me.

Person Uno: "Is that Tola!"
Person Dos: "No way! I definitely think she fell from heaven!"
Person Tres: "She's basically a Valkyrie! Strong and gorgeous!"
Person Cuatro: "You serious bro? She's way better then any lame ol' Valkyrie."
Person Tres:...
Person Cuatro:"..."
Person Tres: "You'resorightomgI'msosorry!"
...
Person Tres has been smited for disrespecting Tola.

by Shrekcellent March 23, 2019

Tora

Usually the name of the funniest, smartest and prettiest girls. Basically a synonym for Goddess.

Yeah, she might be hot, but she's no Tora!

by RyanGosling33 November 26, 2014

Tola

Toh\la;Somebody who is incredibly , energetic,charismatic, funny, easy to talk to and athletic(Usually in track and Field events) These types of girls usually tend to get extremely hyper after consuming large quantities of sugar or caffine.

She's so tola right now.
Does she seem tola to you?

by PiesAndDyes December 15, 2011