What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.
by Yared Soyle January 03, 2007
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."
OR
"You're topside spooning me right now!"
OR
"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 03, 2016
by QuietKiller457 March 27, 2018
Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.
Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??
Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
by topsidepoolpisser June 23, 2011
A Pretentious human known to have never struggled due to family wealth. Someone who is resistant to change, and lacks true empathy. Social climber more worried about looking progressive than being progressive.
“I thought Karen was a friend, but she’s just another topsider.”
“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”
“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”
by Cassadamius July 10, 2022
When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.
The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.
by Sammie75 March 08, 2020