topnotchidiots

2 Youtube guys - Opto and his sidekick who go around the hood asking "wannabe gangsters" If they wanna die. Rumours say they fake their pranks but even so, they're still entertaining af.

Opto: "Yo u wanna get popped my boi"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"

by Rapidshark112 May 4, 2023

Toping

Toping, Short for Isotoping, is the act of illegally enriching uranium, often with the goal of selling it to terrorist countries. It is becoming a teen craze, comparable to drug use, with students bragging to each other about how much nuclear material they "toped" the night before.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Mike's Toping party tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be awesome - You got any safety goggles? I left mine at Sam's house last week.

by Blobby101 March 13, 2011

Topknot

A hair style worn by girls typically between the ages of 14-20, where all of the hair is tied in a bun on the top of their head, generally flopping down towards the forehead.Known to reduce the wearers I.Q by 95%.

"Dammm, if only Ashley didn't start wearing a topknot, she might have passed physics"...

by You know it! September 30, 2014

Tomino's Hell

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.

Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.

by Yopmail User July 26, 2022

Topitop

Awesome, good deal, perfect.
Origin: Top el top (arabic) which means : Top of the top

Person A : We're having a bbq tonight.
Person B : Topitop

by Sbeity August 17, 2017

Zzz toping

When one is in a prolonged state of benzo abuse and is drifting in and out of consciousness

Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.

by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014

Torino

A beautiful city in northern Italy. It has a lot of history and nice places to visit. The Museo Egizio has the most important collection of Egyptian antiquities in the world after the Cairo Museum. The company Fiat automobile has its headquarters in Turin, so it has been nicknamed the Automobile Capital of Italy. Good typical dishes : "bagna cauda", "gianduiotti" or any other kind of chocolate. In 2006 Turin hosted the Winter Olympic Games. Visit it!

"I wish I could visit Torino once in my life!"
"Yes, I visited it last year and it was great! Italians are very nice!"

by littlesquirt December 15, 2007