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Toastervana

Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.
"Man that bagel looks like its been toasted to perfection. It may have achieved Toastervana."
by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015
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Commit toaster bath

its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub
P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"
by Spookman123 September 21, 2018
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toaster ass

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.
Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!
by Naws!!! June 7, 2016
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toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use
Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole
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Toolster

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.
by D Goody November 26, 2009
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Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.
by jnotosh December 8, 2010
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Tushy Toaster

A heating device available in most luxury vehicles with leather interior that warms your butt and or back area too.
Hey Rick I know it's cold out but don't worry cause my car is equipped with tushy toasters.
by Dabossmanbaby January 25, 2012
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