farting in british slang.
"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
by lathsc January 9, 2020
Get the Tooting mug.1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.
2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.
(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.
(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.
2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
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Get the Toking Points mug.The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
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Get the toking mug.A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
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Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
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