fun times

usually used sarcastically to describe a difficult or trying time

"I had three essay finals to complete in one weekend... Fun times."

by goldenrule October 16, 2020

Tomás

Tomás is a kind, smart, hot and fit person. He is always there for you when you need him the most. He has a jawline that is sharp af. Tomás is shy but once you get to know him he is one of the nicest people you will know. He is always surrounded by girls but if he is attracted to you he will stare at you and some times hold your hand and put his head on your shoulder. Tomás says such nice things and compliments you all the time and all you want to do is hug him but if you did then people will think that you two are with each other. It is so easy to forgive him.
I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.

Xxxxxxxxxx

''Tomás is one fine specimen''
''Tomás wants to meet yeh''

by Yourbabe2.0 January 19, 2019

Timesuck

Timesuck is the name of a podcast hosted by comic Dan Cummins who does an irreverent and well-researched deep-dive on one listener-suggested subject every Monday on anything that’s interesting. Past topics include: The Golden State Killer, Spartacus, Area 51, The Knights Templar, the Jim Jones Cult, Doc Holliday, Joan of Arc, Slenderman, the Salem Witch Trials, and the Bermuda Triangle. Episode is also full of inside jokes, crazy characters, and a respectable amount of profanity.

On Monday’s I always suck hard when the Master Suckers drops a new Timesuck.

by Hrylander September 7, 2018

toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after

Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl

by Quacky September 9, 2020

Timesplitters 2

The Next-Gen version of Goldeneye

Timesplitters 2 was created by Free Radical, which included members from the team that created the N64 masterpiece, so no doubt this game feels like Goldeneye.

Badass Game

Make sure you get the Gamecube or xbox version, that way you don't have to spend 20-30 dollars on a Multi-Tap, though it doesn't matter what version you get.

by B_MAN December 8, 2004

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

TimeStamp

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009