take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!
Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)
Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)
by wakalakalover45 April 10, 2005
Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"
Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"
Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"
by Ezekiel Calhoun November 28, 2010
tits are playthings.
by JoyThief January 26, 2007
by jacktheshit36 August 26, 2006
A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.
by sorrysauce June 27, 2007
If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).
Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.
by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 03, 2006
That woman has some big tits
by Abimanyu December 06, 2007