tits

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

tits

An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.

Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"

Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"

by Ezekiel Calhoun November 30, 2010

tits

tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

by JoyThief January 30, 2007

tits

the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.

cool tits ya got there.

by jacktheshit36 August 26, 2006

tits

A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"

by sorrysauce July 29, 2007

tits

If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006

tits

Tits is a slang term for breasts

That woman has some big tits

by Abimanyu January 1, 2008