testickle

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!

by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

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Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012

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Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

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trisickle

A "step up" from da classic harvesting-tool dat da "Grim Reaper" usually carries, this device combines the design of his trident with narrow semicircular blades for more efficient/prolific crop-felling.

We already had it bad enough when that clueless "devil" Obomba was president, but now that we've got "The Donald" in power, he's coming at us with a bleepin' trisickle!

by QuacksO May 26, 2019

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