To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
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"Bek, button a button. You have a titmouse at ten o'clock," Cherry said, tucking a scarf into the front of her dress to discourage the creepy little man.
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