A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.
Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.
by NCdubmixer January 4, 2010
Get the tivo timezone mug.A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
by La Jen June 12, 2011
Get the Time Zone Dyslexia mug.That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.
by UltramanVectis April 19, 2015
Get the Tumblr Time Zone mug.Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.
Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
by FixxeR186 February 8, 2018
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Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...
Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...
ex: there is a appointment at 6pm. chee will show up at 7 pm due to her time zone.
Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late!
Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone!
Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late!
Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone!
by Lita_Lee March 13, 2010
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Someone: ''Did you just assume my timezone? I'll have you know I'm Central not Eastern. You're Timezonecist!''
Someone: ''Did you just assume my timezone? I'll have you know I'm Central not Eastern. You're Timezonecist!''
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B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
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