Dutch Timebomb

The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.

"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."

by Ali bongo January 18, 2010

Timesuck

Timesuck is the name of a podcast hosted by comic Dan Cummins who does an irreverent and well-researched deep-dive on one listener-suggested subject every Monday on anything that’s interesting. Past topics include: The Golden State Killer, Spartacus, Area 51, The Knights Templar, the Jim Jones Cult, Doc Holliday, Joan of Arc, Slenderman, the Salem Witch Trials, and the Bermuda Triangle. Episode is also full of inside jokes, crazy characters, and a respectable amount of profanity.

On Monday’s I always suck hard when the Master Suckers drops a new Timesuck.

by Hrylander September 7, 2018

Timesplitters 2

The Next-Gen version of Goldeneye

Timesplitters 2 was created by Free Radical, which included members from the team that created the N64 masterpiece, so no doubt this game feels like Goldeneye.

Badass Game

Make sure you get the Gamecube or xbox version, that way you don't have to spend 20-30 dollars on a Multi-Tap, though it doesn't matter what version you get.

by B_MAN December 8, 2004

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

TimeStamp

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

stinky timeout

The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.

Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.

by Devin W. January 5, 2009

Tiresomejayjayplays

A roblox user who has played roblox for 3+ years and is known for “His charm” you might catch him on tiktok videos and mean but sweet!

“Do you know Tiresomejayjayplays?”
“Simps on ragdoll be boosting for him”

by Postingrobloxpeople January 29, 2021