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tiger woods

the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"
There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.
by butter2 September 5, 2006
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tiger woods

While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
Dude I gave your sister a Tiger Woods last night, and you might want to buy a new putter.
by schlogden February 18, 2008
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tiger woods

captain morgan lime and diet morgan lime
Matt and Lindy Drinking that Tiger Woods-- DELISH!!!
by KUNDERT03 December 20, 2009
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tiger woods

A phrase used to express extreme happiness and success. Usually exclaimed when lunging and shooting one fist forward triumphantly.
Bob scores a date with the hot chick from work.
He lunges while triumphantly punching the air with his right fist and shouts "TIGER WOODS"
by Jabaha January 4, 2009
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tiger woods

to do an uppercut to someone's ballsack with full force. Usually done either out of anger, or joy from doing something really good. Ball sacks tend to just find someones fist during a tiger woods.
I tiger woodsed that guy so badly he bled.
by ball punch expert January 8, 2009
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tiger woods

the mixture of 95% raspberry tea and 5% lemonade
we went to ruby tuesday and i got a tripple prime and a tiger woods
by freddie bunz December 13, 2007
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tiger woods

a fairly good golfer who cant admit the fact that hes BLACK just like the rest of us, no matter how many races he's mixed with (thats the whole point of being black.)
i mean, the 37.5% Chinese, 25% of African descent, 25% Thai, and 12.5% Native American, OR 52.5% Asian, 25% of African descent, and 12.5% Native American is just to friggin stupid and a sign of desperation to be NOT black. (mariah carey has the same problem and oprah set her straight)
there are a lot of us mixed with native american, white, and asian, but we're black for the most part! your either white or your black in the US! its a one drop system here! Remember, Hybrids are not included in the Census count.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005
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