Tobarism

The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism

Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)

by El Equis June 10, 2009

timarius

Fine ass boy

Timarius fine aka tj

by Tim - Ari- us May 14, 2018

titari

titari is hot and kool, her name is maori, Newzealand. She is very hot . she usually has red hair and people call her ranga. we love titari, she has bad past with online friends and gets angry easily, her parents think shes bi polar. but yeah shes hot and kool and awesome and you're lucky to have a titari in your life ex oh

"look theres titari shes so hot"
"lets get her in a ranga round up"

by loserloserloserloser November 27, 2021

Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight

The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.

C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?

Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.

by The Memorandum June 27, 2010

tiberius gambit

an attempt by an unpopular leader to rehabilitate his failed legacy by naming as his successor a person so corrupt and/or incompetent that the predictably disastrous reign to follow would make his own epic failure look like an epic win in comparison.

the tiberius gambit was named after the unpopular roman emperor tiberius who named as his successor his notoriously capricious and probably insane grandson caligula, who instituted a bloody reign of terror of the like even rome had never seen.

john mccain's nomination of sarah palin as his vice president has to be the first time i've ever seen anyone slap down a tiberius gambit even before they've become president.

by aarrgghh March 24, 2009

tiberian sun

Probably the best rts ever. It was the groundbreaker for all other rts's, it made commands like "attack here" become noticably needed.

Tiberian Sun was the last great game made by Westwood. Ever since EA took over, things have gotten shitty.

by Jon May 1, 2005

Tiberium

A crystaline structure which has radioactive properties. Also can be used as a form of currency if mined and handled properly. Can be used as a weapon if mined and liquified. Has startling regrowth properties which make it particularly hard to control. The Scrin have a building which can increase regrowth rate of Tiberium. There are two known colors, green and a light blue color. Tiberium can be primarily found in the Command & Conquer Tiberium series.

Stay away from that tiberium if you value your life.

by zukazamme June 22, 2007