thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.

Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

thunderheist

The act of stealing ones thunder conveniently turned into a one word verb.

You just got thunderheisted, bitches.

by thunderheist October 26, 2006

Thunderbeast

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

by JFleeg October 27, 2008

thunderhead2013

Thunderhead2013 is a special kind of American. They can be really sad, or they can brighten up your day.

“ hey ThunderHead2013 wanna play? “
Thunderhead2013 : “ nah I don’t feel to good “
“ oh that’s okay ThunderHead2013 you’re still a great friend! “

by Ouill December 18, 2019

thunderbead

1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. Round beads that light up
3. Beads you stick up your anal hole for enjoyment. funfunfun

It feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my anal hole

by SEXPANTHERSOPHIEG June 12, 2008

thunder head

The act in which when a man is receiving oral sex, he pulls his penis out of the persons mouth and cock slaps them repeatedly on the head and continues to ejaculate onto their face.

I gave that skank a thunder head last night when she charged me an extra 50 bucks for the blow job.

by KTKV November 25, 2009

Tenderheaded

When a person has a sensitive scalp, and hurts when hair is combed or braided.

Shatima: Damn girl you you should let me braid yo hair!

Shaniqua: Aiight, but a bitch best be careful, shoot, I'm tenderheaded !

by Thomas0323 March 14, 2009