Thou

Thou: A word used by holy dudes to speak to holier dudes.

Yo Jesus, man, how art thou?

by Mike Lofthouse April 13, 2004

Thou

Abridged variant of the word "thousand". Almost exclusively used when connoting monetary value.

Skizzlebips von Hoarscunt says:
I'll fondle yo bag o' elephant skin for a couple thou
Dinklebeard says:
Go right ahead lovely lady, a few grand won't even put a dent in my bank account

by Frank the Disabled Seahorse September 14, 2010

Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005

Thou

A "Thou" is a gram a marijuana, stemming from the words "a thousand." A Thousand can be said as a "G". In the drug culture a "G" is a gram.

"Hey Dude, wanna hang out later?"
"Oh yea for sure dude, i think i'm gonna pick up a thou or two real quick and after that wanna hit Medusa, she'll get us stoned!"

by laidbackarkie August 14, 2011

Thou

A gender neutral conjugation of boi

*Spits on both hands and points them* THOU!

by Thou_Art_Not_Worthy November 14, 2016

Thou art

Archaic way to say: "You are"

Thou art a fat boy Jimmy
Art thou feeling it?

by Gfuck July 26, 2013

nay thou

The gentleman's way of saying "no u". Mostly used ironically in the same sense of no u.

XxXx-Headshot-LORD-XxXx: ur mom sucks my dik!
DoctorGame56: Nay thou.

by fake h January 18, 2018