jack thornton

A heartless man who has no care for anyone else around him. He is a complete dick head and will definitely rape someone in his future

Wow he's a complete jack Thornton

by Camoman November 23, 2016

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Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

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The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.

Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper March 16, 2021

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Billy Bong Thornton

Billy Bong Thornton was the name of the hooka used in the movie Half Baked. This beautiful hooka was only used when all four friends; Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface, were getting high together. With this hooka came a smoking ritual in which Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface all removed their shoes in order to smoke.

Thurgood: Dope has arrived fellas, crank out Billy Bong Thornton
Scarface and Brian: YEA!!
Brian: Ohhh, Billy, good to see you man!
Thurgood: Shoe's off!

by Fraser January 8, 2006

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Thurstonian

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

by The Iranian January 15, 2009

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