thongs

the "underwear" which makes the anal hole hurt.

yeeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwwwcchhhhhhh, my anus is crying for help!!!!!!!!!!!

by Noel Marques-Neves April 19, 2005

thongs

NASTIEST PEICE OF UNDERWEAR A PERSON CAN WEAR.except granny panties.
WORN BY WHORES SLUTS AND PROSTITUES, WHO JUST WANT TO EMPRESS A GUY.

Thongs go up the ass, and girls say it is clean but anything that goes up the ass is not clean nor is it sexy.

That bitch is a whore....see her thong.

by Dusty December 31, 2004

thong

the word used in Australia, to define flip flops.

eh mate, where you get your thongs from?

by mint chip girl May 13, 2011

thong

A permanent wedgie that you will never get rid of

I can't seem to get this wedgie out...oh wait that's my thong.

by thonglover123 December 16, 2011

thong

A sandal-type shoe that is often worn in Summer, especially in Australia. It is incredibly annoying to get it confused that piece of women's underwear. IT'S A G-STRING FUCKWITS!

American male: "ohhh dude, that chick's wearin thong."
Aussie male: "And? I wear thongs."
American male: "O rly? when?"
Aussie male: "When I'm feeling hot."
American male: "O_o.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

Thong

20th Century word for Sandals.

I picked up a couple thongs at the Shoe Store and I'm going to wear them to the pool tommorow.

by Thongsz September 4, 2012

thong

A perpetual wedgie.

"Hm," thought Jordan, "this thong is giving me a wedgie. It sure reminds me of my old schooldays..."

by vengefulmuppet January 11, 2008