One who or
thing that breaks concentration and/or kills productivity and/or causes one to get excited about
something that normally isn'
t very spectacular but became amazing simply by association. Often referred to as a weapon of mass de-innovation.
When losing concentration:
Well, I'll just, uh, put these pants on— Oh, thnikkaman! It's a thnikkaman! *drops pants and runs off*
Killing productivity: When building a monument to one's self, stay clear of any Thnikkamen, otherwise you will be compelled to stop working to go ask for some.
Mediocrity made spectacular:
Mom: Did you have a
good Holiday this Decemberween?
Kid: Oh Ya! The Thnikkaman left blank 8-Track tapes in my slippers this year, and then randomly
cold called me with a discount travel package! Best Dethemberween ever!
As a weapon: I would like to see you stay focused staring down the barrel of a
loaded thnikkaman!