One who or thing that breaks concentration and/or kills productivity and/or causes one to get excited about something that normally isn't very spectacular but became amazing simply by association. Often referred to as a weapon of mass de-innovation.
When losing concentration: Well, I'll just, uh, put these pants on— Oh, thnikkaman! It's a thnikkaman! *drops pants and runs off*
Killing productivity: When building a monument to one's self, stay clear of any Thnikkamen, otherwise you will be compelled to stop working to go ask for some.
Mediocrity made spectacular:
Mom: Did you have a good Holiday this Decemberween?
Kid: Oh Ya! The Thnikkaman left blank 8-Track tapes in my slippers this year, and then randomly cold called me with a discount travel package! Best Dethemberween ever!
As a weapon: I would like to see you stay focused staring down the barrel of a loaded thnikkaman!
Killing productivity: When building a monument to one's self, stay clear of any Thnikkamen, otherwise you will be compelled to stop working to go ask for some.
Mediocrity made spectacular:
Mom: Did you have a good Holiday this Decemberween?
Kid: Oh Ya! The Thnikkaman left blank 8-Track tapes in my slippers this year, and then randomly cold called me with a discount travel package! Best Dethemberween ever!
As a weapon: I would like to see you stay focused staring down the barrel of a loaded thnikkaman!
by StarFanRunner March 25, 2010
A cool guy that looks like Bubs but he wears shades and has a TH sign taped to his chest. He prances around accompanied by a chorus of funny voices that announce his arrival and departure. He likes distracting people and telling kids to shut up. Strong Bad thinks that a monument should be built for him, because of the things he does. Come to think of it, what exactly does he do? Who knows. But I'd like to see you stay on task when he shows up. I don't care what you're doing, no one can resist. If you ask him for some, he might give it to you.
*Here comes the Thnikkaman!!!*
Strong Bad: No way! Check it out, The Cheat, it's the Thnikkaman!!! Hey Thnikkaman!!!
Thnikkaman: Hey, kid.
Strong Bad: Can we have some?
Thnikkaman: Yeah, ok.
Strong Bad: Thanks, Thnikkaman!!!
Thnikkaman: Yeah. Shut up, kid!!!
*There goes the Thnikkaman!!!*
Strong Bad: No way! Check it out, The Cheat, it's the Thnikkaman!!! Hey Thnikkaman!!!
Thnikkaman: Hey, kid.
Strong Bad: Can we have some?
Thnikkaman: Yeah, ok.
Strong Bad: Thanks, Thnikkaman!!!
Thnikkaman: Yeah. Shut up, kid!!!
*There goes the Thnikkaman!!!*
by The Real Thnikkaman June 26, 2004
by It's The Sneak February 11, 2004
n. The supercool man with sunglasses and a piece of paper taped to his shirt who no one can resist. You must stop whatever you are doing to see him, including building a monument of yourself or putting pants on. Fond of saying "Shutup kids!"
by Andrew February 09, 2004
It's Bubs, slightly cooler than he already was. When he's around, be sure you're not doing anyting, you'll just forget about it!
Here comes the thnikka, there goes the thnikka, here comes the thnikka, there goes the thnikka, here comes the thnikkamaaaaaan!
"So Cool!"
"So Cool!"
by Mackey March 13, 2004
"Here comes the Thnikkama-a-a-n!"
by Gruntmaster 6000 February 09, 2004
This is a racial slur. It is meant in the same way as when someone tells someone to say "hey look a nickel!" , really fast,to a black person. If the person actually does it they end up severely beaten if they're lucky, because the implication of course is they're saying nigger without actually saying it, but it's still being said. It's coercive racist bullshit and it isn't cool or funny and should be removed from Urban dictionary and the internet entirely. This is the actual meaning of thnikkaman.
To see how thnikkaman is used, search YouTube for Brothers Chaps Racism Exposed and view video at 1:27
As you can see here, what Matthew Chapman hiding behind his lame digital puppet "strong bad" said is "Nigger."
So yeah, there it is. My name is Emmanuel Teijeiro by the way, creator of homestarrunner.com, and I'm fascinated that everyone really is this fucking stupid. You have my permission to expose the Brothers Chaps in the media and have their site and YouTube channel taken down as it DOES in FACT violate antiracism policy.
As you can see here, what Matthew Chapman hiding behind his lame digital puppet "strong bad" said is "Nigger."
So yeah, there it is. My name is Emmanuel Teijeiro by the way, creator of homestarrunner.com, and I'm fascinated that everyone really is this fucking stupid. You have my permission to expose the Brothers Chaps in the media and have their site and YouTube channel taken down as it DOES in FACT violate antiracism policy.
by catholicbooty August 13, 2018