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Think Tank 

You get tanked(drunk), preferably with others for discourse, and then you think.

Often associated with the ballmer peak.

Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner
The think tank last night was very productive, we finished our programming assignment.
Think Tank by nexair_fantastica September 27, 2021

think tank of knowledge 

The way my teacher describs my groups know how base.
Ms.H said to research our topic and put it in to the big think tank of knowledge.

think tank wank 

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
think tank wank by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Australian Think Tank 

Psychiatric ward. So called because Australians have a reputation for being goofballs.
Babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the Australian Think Tank

Anti-think tank 

Refers to a conservative website or agency which has an official or technical-sounding name, but turns out to contain biased information.

The website will generally not advocate researching the topic for oneself, and contain many references to "liberals," "the liberal agenda," "liberal bias," and the like.

The articles on the website will usually speak against Democrats, progressive reformers and grassroots activists.
"Did you hear about that guy from the Media Research Center on Glenn Beck's show the other day?"

"Yeah, I looked him up--turns out his agency is another anti-think tank."
Anti-think tank by Dantea August 14, 2009

un-think tank 

An organization that devises ways of consolidating power among the elite, by reducing Americans' ability to think.
All these false rumors about health care? They're turning ordinary citizens into screaming angry mobs. This is obviously the work of some sinister un-think tank.
un-think tank by shootandrun August 20, 2009