a snake who chats shit behind everyones back then denies it. do not trust him he acts friendly and acts like hes rated but he isn't hes just a beg
ugh its theo
by itsonlyjks November 19, 2019
by Ok Boomer ..... December 11, 2019
by Definitely not Theo December 15, 2019
That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.
Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?
Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.
Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?
Theo: Oui oui
Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.
Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?
Theo: Oui oui
by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019
The sweetest person there is. After all, his name means 'god.' He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.
"Theo changed my life for better"
"Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He's got to be the hottest man alive!"
"Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He's got to be the hottest man alive!"
by I_love_you_honey January 28, 2015