theif

The idiot's way of spelling thief.

VICTIM: GET BACK HERE YOU THEIF!
THIEF: YOU IDIOT IT'S SPELLED *THIEF*!

by almostnobody January 9, 2016

Chocolate theif

A term adopted in a strip from the cool comic strip known as Penny-Arcade, Chocolate theif is said to be a synonym of the words queer and homo.

Eddie is the biggest Chocolate Theif I know.

by Hylian Hero December 31, 2004

TheInside

TheInside is a Youtuber/Streamer and a great looking person and has a nice face and nice hair he is really out going his real name thou is Ryan but still THEINSIDE IS AWESOME

TheInside is my favorite youtuber

by TheInside January 15, 2021

status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'

Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.

by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010

crazy virgin theif

One who takes more then one person's virginitys. Someone having multiple sex partners who were virgins. Or one who takes someones virginity even though mutual friends tell them not to.

yo that girls a total crazy virgin theif she slept with 2 virgins within a month!

by virgintheif December 23, 2010

The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011

Theiffer

A black person who hates white people, simply because of their skin color.

"That theiffer hated Al Gore so bad, she personally punched a hole in the ozone layer."

by Xavier's Mother January 19, 2010