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theatrical

1. Of or relating to the theatre or actors.
2. Excessively flashy, exaggerated or fake; melodramatic, especially when intended to attract attention.
The wedding was extravagant and theatrical, and bridezilla gave murderous glares whenever something went wrong, as if marriage was a performance.

The news in the United States has become increasingly theatrical since Edward R Murrow covered Joseph McCarthy; just look at Glenn Beck.

"Keeping up with the Kardashians" and the "Real Housewives of..." are theatrical and delightfully trashy in their demanding histrionics.
by Lorelili July 28, 2011
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Theatrical Eclipse

When A person blocks your view at a concert or movie.
The fat fucker sat in front of me causing a total theatrical eclipse.
by TommyKinda February 4, 2009
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ancient alien theorist

An ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the United States. They retell stories from religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran, including Noah's Ark and the Apocalypse, as being caused by spaceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.
According to ancient alien theorists, the Annunaki are aliens who taught Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today's level of sophistication.

Ancient alien theorists believe that in December 2012, humanity's alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth Mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.
by p-nuts July 25, 2011
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theaurastraw

theaurastraw is a "YouTuber" who mainly uploads random videos featuring his friends that have no real purpose or story behind them.
His username was created by TheAuraCat as a play on "TheAuraCat" and his Epic Games username "Plastic Straws".
Made as a joke he decided to keep the name is now commonly known as said name.

He mainly goes by Raf but has other nicknames relating jokes on his Social Media along with others such as "Lord Chair". "Lord Straws", and many more.

He has no real game he focuses on uploading the most, and has clearly stated in the past that he uploads whatever he feels like uploading. He also has stated he does not care for subscribers or any form of fame, and does YouTube more as a hobby.

He's mainly joked as the strongest member of his group: PG or Plastic Gang, and is also the most feared.

#PlasticStrawsAwareness
RC: Subscribe to theaurastraw!
theaurastraw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
by theaurastraw May 28, 2022
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Conspiracy Theorists

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.
Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*
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Conspiracy Theorist

A person who believes that he holds the "absolute truth" and all those around who disagree with him are either naive , oblivious to the "truth" or just bought off by the clandestine organizations who pull the "strings of humanity" and manipulate events in order to achieve word domination. Such beliefs along with the feeling of persecutions could be linked to paranoia and various forms of delusion. Critical thinking should not be confused with consiracy theorism since the supreme majority of the conspiracists believe many things that are pure fiction and are more than willing to eat up everything that fits their story, even when that's debunked.
- A typical conspiracy theorist is characterized by belief in chemtrails, New World Order domination, Illuminati, zionists, freemasons and other "secret" organizations, denial of the 9/11 attacks, moonlanding, climate change and many a more.
by CorruptedSoul February 28, 2016
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Conspiracy Theorist

Deluded person who falls for every satire article and hoax video on the internet and re-posts (usually without even reading or viewing the content themselves) it on Facebook in the belief that they are saving the world by doing so.
by Tee4 March 1, 2015
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