Groomin the Womb

Verb
When a female begins to prepare her womb for pregnancy by making smart choices such as taking prenatal vitamins, eating more vegetables and cutting back on coffee and alcohol.

Amy was groomin the womb for conception by incorporating beets and spinach into her diet.

by GSDGal November 19, 2010

fruit of the womb

Being gay from the start or by default, never having a chance at being straight.

Fruits of the womb could be products of:
overbearing, babying mothers,
cruel, dress-up inducing leauge of sister,
tought-love and anti-affection fathers,
being born to street performers

1: What a fruit.
2: Poor guy never had a chance, he's a total a fruit of the womb.
1: is that his mom cleainng his nose?

by yeaaaa December 5, 2007

shit the womb

To take a fat shit while being pulled out of your mothers womb

"When i was born, the first thing i did was shit the womb"

by greyshxt August 5, 2023

Taste of the womb

When you go to your girlfriend's mother house during your lunch break or after work, and your fuck your girl's mom, while she is on her period. Afterwards, you leave the blood dried up on your dick and you make your girlfriend suck your dick...with her mother's blood still on it.

I saw Lindsay's mom at the mall today. Yeah, then I gave Lindsay a taste of the womb.

"BOOYAH!!"

by BIG NUTS March 29, 2005

in the womb

Being inside a vagina; a baby inside their mothers vagina.

Bring warm under this blanket makes me feel like I'm back in the womb.

by Cock sock June 23, 2014

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

by FeedyMcFeederson November 16, 2021

Fresh Out The Womb

Prudeish
A Virgin
Someone With 'Virgin Ears'

Guy 1: Look At That Fine Girl
Guy 2: I Know Dude I'd Like To Tap That Thing All Night
Guy 3: Guys Can Yall Not Talk Like That When Come Around.
Guy 1: Oh Sorry
Guy 2: Yeah My Bad I Didn't See You There Mr.Fresh Out The Womb

by FlubaShawty1 March 27, 2008