the watchman

A guy who likes anal...usually recieving it. He act's like he enjoys giving it, but in the end, he likes the pain.

Petunia understood his watchman tactics...she knew what he was really after.

by Kennedy March 07, 2005

cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024

ian watchman

That fat guy everyone loves

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"

by Fatguywhat October 23, 2013