When one survives an experience that should have killed him, only to injure himself in a mundane fashion immediately afterwords.
After Todd survived being hit by a car, he tripped and fell on his untied shoelaces and broke his arm, a victim of The Todd Effect
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When someone is crying for whatever reason, and you begin to cry without knowing why. its just the reaction to them crying.
when i walked in the room and they were crying, i found myself being overpowered by the toddler effect, and i have no clue why.
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Get the The Todd mug.“Don’t make beats, I just beat “boxes”,
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous
I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:
I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!
1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:
Los Tigres del Oeste
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous
I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:
I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!
1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:
Los Tigres del Oeste
The Toddfather, here to let his cock slaughter your hot daughter
HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA
HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA
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This guy is such a Understanding the Todd Jackson and he don't even know it. Doesn't he know he is a total ass hat and a D-Bag
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Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D
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